i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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