There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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