we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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