i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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