What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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