Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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