Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
