after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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