i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
my sisters under your porch take her home
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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