So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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