your thong is hanging out like whoa
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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