I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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