This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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