Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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