Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
wow bdsm is so cute
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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