How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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