Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
