haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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