How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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