called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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