if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it's great music for shaving your balls
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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