...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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