and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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