what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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