just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How's work?
Spinning.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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