Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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