Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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