Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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