we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
