Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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