made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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