just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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