I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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