Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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