oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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