he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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