Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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