Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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