he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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