the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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