this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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