i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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