I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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