This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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