The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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