one might say we're banned from that church
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm both gender and math confused
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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