I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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