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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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