Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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