Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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