why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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