WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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