Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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