you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
